Emergency Response Drill!
Vine by Crusoe Celebrity Dachshund
This could be Bebe and Doxie’s true calling!
so there’s a new vibrator coming out that…
- connects to your phone via bluetooth
- syncs up to audio stories in the app so it buzzes more and more as the action heats up
- and can also be controlled by someone else anywhere in the world you’re chatting with in the app
- fits snugly in your pants against your clit so you can use it hands-free…
- …or wear it places while your long-distance lover keeps you on the edge of cumming all day…
- …and…. ok now i’m just going to think about that for a bit.
If anyone is interested in this, I’d be more than willing to submit to your control, send me a message
Hmm verrry interesting idea
so i watched scott pilgrim vs the world again last night and the fact that im still picking up on things that i never saw before astounds me, like in this bus scene after the fight with matthew patel there’s a fucking bokeh filter on the front of the camera so when ramona is on screen all the out of focus bits are rendered as little “x”s and scott’s bits are little love hearts but when scott asks ramona if they’re dating now there’s a little ding from the bus as ramona’s turn to hearts like omg
the amount of attention to detail edgar wright puts into his films is absolutely baffling to me